why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself
Scumbag brain
(Source: anotherlifebrotha)
THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN
I’m not entirely sure what that was, but I’m amused.
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
omfg
(Source: jo-ce)
qima:
Cats stuck in things
Thank you.
Almost choked on my cereal
Hahaha, Diapercat
DIAPERCAT PROTECTS THE CITY DAY AND NIGHT
You either love The Princess Bride or you’re wrong.
Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my love interest.
Double Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my best friend
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
THE NOTES.
(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard)
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
i just spit my food onto my keyboard
I WANNA KISS YOU BUT YOU’RE FAR AWAY AND IT MAKES IT KINDA HARD TO DO THAT
Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Deathly Hallows, p. 216“Master Regulus asked Kreacher to take him to the cave, the cave where Kreacher had gone with the Dark Lord… […] And Master Regulus took from his pocket a locket like the one the Dark Lord had, and he told Kreacher to take it and, when the basin was empty, to switch the lockets…”
» heymyfriendlikesyou asked: Kreacher changing for good in the Deathly Hallows. (I hope you don’t mind I changed it into Kreacher’s story.)