best-of-funny:

alegbra:

wareve:

godheadcomplex:

my sexuality?? thats easy im [truck passes by, horn blaring loudly]

You’re… horny?

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nomnombutteredtoast:

Hercules - I Won’t Say I’m In Love (HD) (by DisneyDefinition)

crrrash:

  • you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
  • something is always touching you
  • you can always see your nose
  • your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
  • you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
  • you can’t imagine a new colour

spooky-freedom:

improbablenormality:

  • handcrafted fiberglass shell and bed
  • temperature controlled round water bed
  • phillips color kinetics LED lighting system
  • anthony gallo high fidelity sound system
  • ipod universal dock

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there is no other situation where that gif is okay.

well played.

Were you reluctant to take on [Much Ado About Nothing]?

(Source: captainfillion)

tastytofusoup:

lungmachine:

pleatedjeans:

via

HUMAN DOLPHIN

Airbender underwater

tastytofusoup:

lungmachine:

pleatedjeans:

via

HUMAN DOLPHIN

Airbender underwater

vodkacupcakes:

OHMYGOD HE HAS A RETAINER THAT IS SO ADORABLE 

"It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed is you."
— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via organized-clutter)

(Source: gordftw)

  • classmate: what are you reading
  • me: (holds book up higher to show the cover while continuing to read)

(Source: weheartit.com)

smaugwithablog:

luciawestwick:

Sherlock and Doctor Who actors.

they literally only have 6 actors jesus christ

lastofthetimeladies:

dean-and-sams-bitch:

lastofthetimeladies:

we think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are so why do we treat humans any differently

I dont like cats.

well i don’t like humans but i’m still not gonna shame them for their bodies